⛵🌊A pirate crew so clueless we once tried to steal our own ship. We’re currently searching for a “green pineapple” even though none of us know what color pineapples are supposed to be. Half the crew keeps dropping the map in the ocean, and the other half can’t read it anyway. If you wanna join some very confused pirates who think every island is the right island, welcome aboard.🏴☠️