[TDE] The Doge Empire!

Woah. Join now. Yes.

About us Doges:
🍔Foods: Doges eat cheese, pizzas, hot dogs, and more.
🥤Milk, juice, and soda🤝Alliances: Cows (cos they maek pro milk) and any other doggos.

Ranks:
Doge Pup: Buy +1 shirts
Doge Reinforcer: Buy +5 shirts
Doge Soldier: Wear Doge head!
Business Doge: Wear limited Doge head.
That's all for now!

How to speak Doge:
Doge phrases can consist of either one or two words. The single-word phrases are usually the stem of a verb, or in other words, the shortest possible form of a verb. amaze, excite, and scare are common examples. Although 'Wow' is not a verb, it is used very commonly and appears in almost every doge meme.
The two-word phrases are slightly more complex. The first word is almost always one of the following: Much, many, so, such, very.

So and very come before an adjective/adverb. If you put a verb or noun after it, you violate normal English and make a wonderful Doge phrase. Very army. So amaze.
*Make funky typo if wanted.*

est. 7/13/21