WCT Capital

WCT Capital turns forests into premium apartment towers. A tree is just a building that hasn't been told yet.

Our Values
• Growth (of profits, not trees)
• Sustainability (we sustain the cutting)
• Transparency (once we're done, you can see right through the forest)

Now Hiring: lumberjacks, chainsaw enthusiasts, and anyone who doesn't ask what happens to the squirrels.

Benefits: dental, one hard hat, and one (1) briefcase of cash when the job is finished. No job, no briefcase.

"The forest called. We didn't pick up."
— Adrian Vance, Head of Acquisitions

📍 1 Clearcut Plaza
We Cut Trees Capital is not responsible for falling trees, falling logs, or falling morale.