We are the followers of Lord Shrek Rules: 1. Follow and obey Shrek’s orders no matter the cost (even if it calls for domestic violence) 2. If one were to come face to face with Shrek one must take their own life (unless you’re me😏) 3. Refer to rules 1 and 2 To become an Apostle of Shrek you gotta be HIM aka you got that 🦮 in you😤