Crazy Cows

Standin' in the pasture, eatin' grass and hay.
You know that's pretty much my day,
'Cause I'm a cow. Moo, moo, moo.
Don't mind the rain, don't care about the mud.
Stand in the grass and chew my cud.
'Cause I'm a cow. Moo, moo, moo.
Now, if you like ice cream, yogurt or butter,
Then you gotta get down there and pull on my udder.
I gotta admit it's not much fun,
But it beats gettin' put on a hamburger bun!
Live on the farm, don't go very far.
You can see me when you drive by in your car.
'Cause I'm a cow. Moo, moo, moo.
Come in brown and black and white,
Make a lot of noise but I sure don't bite.
'Cause I'm a cow. Moo, moo, moo.
Make my way to the barn when the evenin' comes.
I kinda like the song the farmer hums, while he's pitchin' hay
Sure hope he's pitchin' some my way.
'Cause I'm a cow. Moo, moo, moo.
I can sleep standing or laying down, but I'm to fat to sleep upsidedown. 'Cause I'm a cow. Moo, moo, moo.