Grape Slayer Corp

So like we need a new game... something that will hit the charts and land on the others "Recommended for you", and "Top trending". We all need to contribute our ideas to make something sensational! 

Whoa, okay, let's dive into this! (NO PUN INTENDED, get it...? get it...? Anyways, Ashton Hall just pulled off the most mind-blowing stunt of all time. No cap bro's! he literally dunks his face in Saratoga water then defied all expectations by floating in the air for FOUR minutes. It’s like he’s a life coach boss who figured out how to harness his inner zen and unlock new levels of physical and mental control. 

But here’s the kicker—he exits the pool after this epic jump, and he’s not even drenched! It’s like some kind of magic trick, but real. No one really knows how he pulled it off, but the crowd was left in awe, talking about it for days. He someone I want to become when I grow older. I aspire to become as successful as him and so handsome.