An artifact left over of an ancient being carved out of a super-volcano. Said being is theorized to have started the human race after being banished to Antarctica on this 'stinking mudball planet' for its crimes against its race. Also refers to Earth as a 'toilet,' 'ball of slime,' and 'primeval wasteland' (among other names). The estimated age of this being before it died is uncertain, but the current prediction is π X 10 to the millionth power. Origin is suspected to be a distant planet named Ennui. Not much is known about Ennui, aside from its entire population being deceased. Favorite celebrity: God.
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