Ruler of the Ephemeral Flow Cube

dude what the HELL IS THIS ANGLE

me / (some guy)

lemme tell you a story about how the donut ball turned this way... (alright ill be quiet)

so- *CRUNCH*

dude... are you eating cheetos? (no)

i literally see the bag (no you don't)

those are some LOUD cheetos, PLEASE stop eating them (UUGGHH FINEEEEE they're my emotional support cheetos tho D:)

anyways, back to the story

so the normal timekeeper donut ball went into the witch's kitchen (why?) no clue

and- *CRUNCH*

DUDE I SWEAR IF YOU EAT ONE MORE CHEETO I WILL PUNT YOU LIKE A FOOTBALL (OK FINE)

and a witch grabbed them and squished their hair like a stress ball and shaped them into a cube... (how does that even happen???)

she was never the same after that...                                   *CRUNCH*

GET OVER HERE (NO YOU CANT CATCH ME IM THE GINGERBREAD MAN)

dude arent we both cookies??? either way *KICK* (AAAAAAAA)

so they decided to seal themself into a time pocket and turn emo

she can now only aspire to get revenge...